I See People Using Dead People

Dead people are in the news today, or at least the people who use these dead people are. First we have University of Florida Gators safety, Jamar Hornsby. Hornsby used the credit card "of a woman killed six months ago in an accident that also killed a teammate". What a classy Gator. This woman died in a motorcycle accident that also killed a walk-on for the Gators football team, and that walk-on's teammate decides to use the woman's credit card. Some morals you got there Hornsby.

The other story that we have involving a dead person is just plain disgusting. Vermont is so boring that 18 year-old Nickolas Buckalew broke into a tomb, cut the head off the corpse, and planned on using the head as a bong. Yeah, that's no type-o. He cut off the head of a corpse which is just plain gross enough, but then he planned on using the head as a bong. Buckalew had told some friends that he did it because he was bored. You are one disgusting sick person Nickolas Buckalew.

Florida player allegedly used dead woman's credit card (ESPN)
Teen Who Cut Off Corpse's Head To Make Bong Sentenced (WESH Orlando News)